Hello readers,

As you know, I have quite a few connections in Nashville, Tennessee (TSwift, I’m looking at you). Not surprisingly, they all tend to be high-rollers in the music industry and luxury sales.

AKA: Bosses.

Well, since Churchill Downs (home of the Kentucky Derby) is only a few hours away from Music City, I’ve decided to take a trip. Have any of you ever been to the races? I’ve heard it’s a good excuse to fraternize with a civilized crowd whilst in fancy dress. Sign me up.

After all, it’s been a while since I’ve busted out the ‘ol bowler hat.

Stay classy,