Well, well, well…if it hasn’t been another bizarre week in history. Seriously, what in the world is up with this missing aircraft?

While the conspiracy rumors abound, I still feel completely in the dark. Goodness gracious. All I can say is that this Ultra Cat is staying put for quite some time…no ghost planing for me!!

For any spokescat travel, sponsoring parties will need to send a stretch Escalade fully stocked with catnip, down pillows, caviar, and Ultra Pearls. Any trips longer than 3.8 hours will require an overnight fee at the most convenient Ritz Carlton.