Well, well, well…if it hasn’t been another bizarre week in history. Seriously, what in the world is up with this missing aircraft?

While the conspiracy rumors abound, I still feel completely in the dark. Goodness gracious. All I can say is that this Ultra Cat is staying put for quite some time…no ghost planing for me!!

For any spokescat travel, sponsoring parties will need to send a stretch Escalade fully stocked with catnip, down pillows, caviar, and Ultra Pearls. Any trips longer than 3.8 hours will require an overnight fee at the most convenient Ritz Carlton.

Thanks,
Max