Hello readers,

Max here, reporting from the other side. Currently, I am trapped in “cat sitter” purgatory…anxiously awaiting my human’s return (never thought I would say that one).

Don’t get me wrong, Cecelia the sitter is a nice person…but omg. If I wanted a human friend, I would acknowledge Boss Man when he walks in the room. Also, if I wanted to hear about knitting circles, Turner Classic Movies, and confectionary ovens…I would jump off a cliff. Not but really.

I wish there was some way for me to let her know that she is to be seen and not heard. Any suggestions? If the chatter doesn’t stop soon, you may just see me on the nightly news…so any help is appreciated!