Dear Future UltraCats,
Happy Hump Day, folks! Here we are, ready to embark on the latter half of the week…with only one little mid-week day standing in the way.
For today, I would like to impart a little wisdom to enlighten your Wednesday:
According to Animal Planet, the feline brain is more similar to the human brain than the canine brain. Surprised? I’m not…we are fairly conniving and self-serving. Just being honest here!
From this, I hope you all learn to be a little more patient with your two-legged counterparts—they’re just not quite as evolved as you! And dogs…well, be patient with them too. They’re just not firing on all cylinders, bless their heart.
Now back to my crossword puzzle and macchiato…