Are you a cat person? Or a dog person?

I understand that centuries, humans have asked this of themselves and of others…with the (not so subtle) character-assessment undertones attached. While some proudly claim an equal affinity to both creatures…we all know that, in truth, such an equilibrium of taste is not possible. For, to equate a cat to a dog is preposterous…and down right sinful.

For me, the answer is obvious. It’s the same as asking me if I’d rather take an all-expenses-paid trip to the Caribbean…or do 30 hours of road clean-up. However, for those of you who may not have the luxury of clear thinking…I’ve put together a little quiz.

Would you rather eat…

A) Freshly caught tuna from the Atlantic.
B) Your own poop.

Do you want to sleep…

A) In your humans soft, king-sized bed.
B) In a barred cage…gate and lock included.

Would you rather have…

A) Your own restroom facilities.
B) Be forced to relieve yourself outside in plain view of all passersby…in the rain, sleet, and snow.

Now, if you’ve answered mostly A’s then yes, you are one of the enlightened ones. If you chose mostly B’s, then you deserve the company you keep…just be careful where that mouth has been when you receive sloppy dog kisses.

Big hugs!
Max