You Might Be A Cat If…

As you all know, I have a fantastic sense of humor (it matches my excellent personality). Recently, while watching Comedy Central, I caught an old episode of Jeff Foxworthy’s “You Might Be A Redneck If…” stand-up routine. Admittedly, as a refined gentleman I couldn’t quite relate to those jokes…but nevertheless liked the idea. So, with that in mind, I’ve devised my own list for humans and pawed creatures alike. No matter the circumstances of your birth, many living things embrace the feline way…Are you one of them?

You Might Be A Cat IF…

1) You get annoyed when your roommates don’t clean the bathroom…and consider taking drastic measures to make this known.

2) You bathe multiple times a day…even if you don’t even plan to step outside the house.

3) Your “workouts” consist of 10 minutes of stretching…and the thought of lifting weights makes you want to hurl.

4) You have very particular dining tastes…and never turn down a nice seafood buffet.

5) You REFUSE to step outside in the rain…after all, it ruins your coif.

And lastly…

6) You love a good belly rub…but have no patience for an incompetent masseuse.

What do you think? Should I start booking gigs??

Yours in Laughs,
Max