Tweet, Tweet, Tweet! Honestly, I never thought I would be one to really get into this social media thing. At first, it seemed like a platform for the narcissistic to show off more photos of their strategically placed tats and bad Instagram filters…but I stand corrected!

It has finally occurred to me that the tides are changing…and I need to step it up. Really though, if a tree falls in the forest and no one tweets about it…did it really happen? Therein lies the question.

So with that said, I’m out to make some motion in the ocean. I’m going to get more followers (and follow back, of course!). In all truthfulness, it is my catlike duty to spread the Maxism wisdom. See ya’ll in the great digital unknown.

Signing off of Jaybird Street,
Follow me @maxtheultracat