A Bachelor’s Life For Me

Dear Readers, After my brief foray into dating this month, I’ve decided to compile a list of why the single life suits me, and probably you, better. So, if you feel down and lonely…please refer to this list. It will invigorate you and assist you in keeping the faith. You’re welcome. Reasons To Stay Single […]

Hoodwinked, A Poem

She said we would be friends The enemy lines were gone It was all a cover story Because indeed, the lines had been drawnShe took my key With the smile of a saint Plans of action Swirling under her pretty faceI can’t believe I fell for it This trickery and deceit Now I have to […]

The Truce

Great balls of fire, this been one interesting month. It started with the hopefulness of a silly and celebratory Groundhog’s Day, was interrupted by Valentine’s anticipation, followed by a crash course in celebrity dating, and now has ended in a bit of a truce. Sasha obviously was not pleased with my dressing room hi-jinx. However, I […]

Revenge is a Dish…

Dear Fans, Things have really started to get interesting. As you know, the gossip mill was going strong about my recent date with Sasha (the other UltraPet spokescat). Boy did I find a way to get even. Not surprisingly, the little vixen kitten is quite vain. She spends copious amountsof her time bathing and gazing […]

Don’t Date Your Coworkers

Readers, Boy oh boy, there is something to be said for those corporate policies against inter-office dating. I showed up this morning and the gossip bees were alive and well. According to a source, the rumor is that I flew in on a helicopter and forced Sasha to go to dinner with me? While I […]

Love Lost

Well folks, that was interesting. While I did get my Valentine’s date, it didn’t go quite as planned. Sasha STILL didn’t seem that impressed with my gesture and kept going on and on about me doing more asking and less telling. It’s like she didn’t even remember who I was anymore? Anyways, she still agreed […]

Plan B

Here I Go Again: Dear Readers, Plan B is in full force. I have convinced my human to escort me to Sasha’s condo with every pink and red rose the local Publix had to offer. All seven that were left in the store today. We will roll up in the Escalade at 5:30pm. I will exit […]

The Audacity of Love

Hi. Max here. In a state of Valentine’s induced shock. Can you believe Sasha turned down my (very generous) offer?!?!!?! She told the Cupids that my note was demanding and presumptuous. What the heck?! How else was she supposed to know she had been chosen? Heavens, I wanted to give the woman time to get […]

The Big Day

Hello Readers, Today is the big day. Today is the day I finalize my plans for Valentine’s Day 2015. I have done thorough research and am 100% sure that Sasha is leaving her photo shoot at 2pm this afternoon. When she leaves, the Curious Cupids will burst into song the second the studio door opens. […]

Hello, is it me you’re looking for?

Dear Readers…and Lionel Ritchie Fans, I may have figured it out. As you know, that dreadful/incredibly exciting holiday is JUST around the corner and I have been scouring my brain for the appropriate plan of action. Step 1: Find a date. Summary: Decided on asking Sasha, my fellow UltraPet spokesperson. I could lie and say […]