• February 4, 2015
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Hi Friends, Here we go. The last true winter month…the one spent soaking up those dwindling snowy nights and using every...

• February 4, 2015
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Dear Sports Fans, Can someone please explain to me what happened last Sunday? I am but a poor, cultured feline with...

• October 20, 2014
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Public Service Announcement: Single Fun Spokescat looking for a Single Gorgeous Ladycat. Must love foreign films (particularly Italian) and making fun...

• October 20, 2014
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Money, money Power, power Fame, fame Ultra, Cat I’m the boss There’s no doubt I run this ship Have all the...

• October 20, 2014
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Hello Folks, So I’ve recently been forced to watch an unbelievable amount of mafia historical dramas on The History Channel, A&E,...

• October 20, 2014
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Social Media Enthusiasts, Max here, with a very important philosophical question. What, really, is in a hashtag? Is it a linguistic...

• October 20, 2014
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Dear Readers, What in the world is up with this TWD hysteria?? Why in the world would you subject yourself to...

• October 20, 2014
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-To all you dreamers and decision-makers: You got this. No, really…you do. If I, a striped rescue from the southern hills...

• October 8, 2014
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As the world’s fashion weeks come to a close, I must deliver my two cents on Spring/Summer 15 shows. As an...

• October 8, 2014
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Dear Humans, Please take note. Your feline gurus have spoken and we are sick and tired of the rubbish in your...