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Revenge is a Dish…
- February 4, 2015
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Dear Fans, Things have really started to get interesting. As you know, the gossip mill was going strong about my recent...
Don’t Date Your Coworkers
- February 4, 2015
- ultrapet
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Readers, Boy oh boy, there is something to be said for those corporate policies against inter-office dating. I showed up this...
Love Lost
- February 4, 2015
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Well folks, that was interesting. While I did get my Valentine’s date, it didn’t go quite as planned. Sasha STILL didn’t...
Plan B
- February 4, 2015
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Here I Go Again: Dear Readers, Plan B is in full force. I have convinced my human to escort me to...
The Audacity of Love
- February 4, 2015
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Hi. Max here. In a state of Valentine’s induced shock. Can you believe Sasha turned down my (very generous) offer?!?!!?! She...
The Big Day
- February 4, 2015
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Hello Readers, Today is the big day. Today is the day I finalize my plans for Valentine’s Day 2015. I have...
Hello, is it me you’re looking for?
- February 4, 2015
- ultrapet
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Dear Readers…and Lionel Ritchie Fans, I may have figured it out. As you know, that dreadful/incredibly exciting holiday is JUST around...
February, Again
- February 4, 2015
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Hi Friends, Here we go. The last true winter month…the one spent soaking up those dwindling snowy nights and using every...
Run The Dang Ball!
- February 4, 2015
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Dear Sports Fans, Can someone please explain to me what happened last Sunday? I am but a poor, cultured feline with...
SFS looking for SGL
- October 20, 2014
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Public Service Announcement: Single Fun Spokescat looking for a Single Gorgeous Ladycat. Must love foreign films (particularly Italian) and making fun...