I’ve decided to get back to my southern roots (my people are from South Carolina after all) by composing a little diddy. Enjoy!

Oooo I’m a wild one
That’s what they say
My mama had claws
And sent them my way

I love to sleep
And wander about
I’m a Tom Cat
Ain’t no doubt

I sleep all day
Sleep all night
Never seen a sweater
I didn’t like

When I swatttttt
You in the leg
I mean business
Time to get fed

So don’t you darrre
Forget about me
Or you’ll wake up
And step in pee

How do ya’ll like that one? In case you’re wondering, it was set to the tune of “Fare Thee Well” by Marcus Mumford:

Peace and love!