Human Support Squad!
Dear Readers, Boy has it been a week! My human has been really under the weather and I have been cashing in ALL of my cuddles and care for the month. He really is pitiful though, bless that weak little heart. I guess tis the season for all of this influenza mess? Thank goodness I […]
March MADNESS
RAVECATS!! Who did this?!?! Which one of your tricky kitties did a snow dance and brought on this late winter weather?? I was all ready for fun in the sun (and even went in for a quick fur trim) then BOOM! Snowstorm! Ya’ll know I’m from the South right? We can’t handle this kind […]
NEON Goals
Dear Readers, It’s a slow day in the office. My photo shoots have been cancelled and the minions are all typing away at their little boxes…with not a single free hand to pet Max! The audacity. Since I’ve got a little free time on my hand, I decided to do a little branding brainstorming. Tell […]
Fur-ocious Leader
Dear Friends and Countrymen, Happy President’s Day, eh? What a time to be alive! Any of you wishing you would’ve backed my bid, yet? That’s what I thought, cat lovers! Anyways, on this most revered of days, I would like to take a moment to recognize myself as the PRESIDENT of my company. The first […]
Goodbye January!
Hi Friends! What is the longest, most humdrum month of the year you ask? The one that is GONE I tell you! BYE January. See ya never! (Kidding, see you in 11 months) Anyways. We are officially on a springtime countdown…a time when I can frolic among the birds, bees, and my human’s sneezes! Yippee! […]
Resolutions??
Time to look in the mirror, friends…it’s resolution time! Have you crazy cats sorted yours out yet? Any diet plans? Full on dog-shaming schemes? Perhaps an escape to the local national forest? Give me the deets! As for me, I am keeping it simple this year. Curious? Read below if so! 1. No more waking […]
Cat in the Water! SOS!
Oh my heavens Ravecats! This morning was NO party!!! I woke up to water pouring from the upstairs ceiling and total homeowner mayhem…at least the place isn’t in my name!! The pipes burst in the laundry room? Have you ever heard of such a thing? Yet another way cats are superior…we can clean ourselves and […]
Intergalactic Concerns
Dear Readers, As mentioned earlier this week, I am beginning to get a little worried that NASA will in fact ask me to be the first cat in space. With that, I do have a few nagging fears and concerns. After speaking with my pet therapist, I have decided to write these thoughts down to […]
Fly me to the MOON
Dear Ultracats, This week continues to be ALL business. Part of our corporate team is in town and, after a day or two of copious eating, we have really gotten down to business. More so, we are digging into the FUTURE! Can YOU dig it? Let me explain: word on the street is that the […]
Corporate Cat Visit
Hello UltraCats, What a week! Today some of our #NEONlitter execs visited from the West Coast and man…it was a lot. As the CEO and Spokescat, there were a lot of expectations for me to perform. I had to be charming (not always my behavioral choice), funny (but not too sarcastic or mean), generous (this […]