For all my favorite cat ladies:

Dearest of dears
with warm fuzzy ears
Oh how I love to watch

You jump and you spring
or slip into dreams
As the clock tirelessly tocks

You are my friend
my companion some say
A being so close to my heart

Naysayers may nay
And the internet may say
That my adoration is strange

But who are they to talk?
Weirdos I say
They’re all deranged
No wonder they like dogs.